A Children's Song

This old man, he played one.
Cuttin' the poor is so much fun
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played two,
If you're not rich he won't help you
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played three,
We have lost our li-ber-ty
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played four,
Iran has nukes, let's start a war.
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played five,
New Orleans has lost it's jive.
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played six,
Iraq is in an awful fix.
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played seven,
He thinks he's goin' up to heaven.
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played eight,
Impeachment comes much too late
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played nine,
He says Iraq is doin' just fine
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home

This old man, he played ten,
Two terms won't do, make it ten!
With a knick-knack paddy-wack give your dog a bone
This bad man should go back home.